Tales from Max’s Dog & Bone

Better dogs.
Start with
better humans.

Straight-talking dog advice. A little grumbling. A lot less guesswork.

  • Build everyday habits with clear, rewarding training
  • Understand the dog behind the behaviour
  • Find a breed that fits your real life
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Max and Wally outside Max’s Dog and Bone, surrounded by dog food and dog-friendly signs
Max brings the wisdom. Wally brings the enthusiasm. You bring the biscuits.
Clear steps Less guessing. More understanding.
Reward-based Teach the habits you want.
Breed insights Look beyond the cute face.
Proper character Dog wisdom, served with a grumble.
What’s testing your patience?

Good dog. Tricky habit.
Let’s find your next step.

Choose what sounds familiar. Max will point you towards a useful place to begin.

Start with the basics.

Build a routine for toilet breaks, rest, rewards and early learning. Give your puppy a clear starting point before tackling everything at once.

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Grumpy Old Max surrounded by dog-training books
Meet your four-legged mentor

I’m Max.
I’ve got opinions.
You’ve got homework.

“Your dog is learning every day. Might as well make sure you’re teaching something useful.”

Max is your gruff but lovable guide to training, behaviour and life with dogs. He turns the everyday confusion into practical things you can work on together.

And Wally? He asks the questions.

Max’s endlessly enthusiastic sidekick keeps the conversations lively. Together, they tackle the ridiculous world of dogs, humans and everything in between.

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A better way to begin

Less shouting. More understanding.

Clear teaching and a predictable routine give your dog something useful to work with.

01 / MAX’S APPROACH

Understand the behaviour.

Look at what happens before and after the habit. Your dog may need a different routine, clearer teaching or more support.

02 / MAX’S APPROACH

Reward the alternative.

Make the behaviour you want worth repeating. Keep practice manageable and instructions consistent.

03 / MAX’S APPROACH

Build it into real life.

Small, regular sessions are easier to maintain. Work on one habit, notice progress and adjust as you learn.

The 20-Minute Barking Off-Switch

The doorbell.
The neighbour.
That suspicious leaf.

When everything starts a barking performance, give yourself a clearer plan.

Explore Max’s focused barking programme and see what’s included, how it works and whether it suits the problem you’re facing.

A starting point for practice. Lasting habits need repetition; individual results vary.

Max’s take
“Shouting ‘quiet’ over the barking just makes it a duet.”

Start by working out why your dog is barking. If time alone brings panic or distress, explore the separation anxiety guide and seek individual support.

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Find your kind of dog

Pick the personality.
Then admire the face.

Get to know the care, training and everyday needs behind three popular breeds.

Labrador Retriever

Labrador Retriever

Friendly energy, a busy brain and a very keen interest in dinner.

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Start on the right paw

New puppy?
Get a clearer starting point.

Explore Max’s free Puppy Guide and start building your everyday routine with more confidence.

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Opens the existing free-guide page.

Keep learning with Max

There’s more to a good dog life.

A few sensible questions

Before Max sends you off.

Where should I start with a new puppy?

Start with the free Puppy Guide and puppy training section. Focus on a manageable routine, consistent rewards and one skill at a time.

Can I use the advice with an older dog?

Yes. The behaviour and training sections are useful starting points for adult dogs too. Adapt your expectations to the individual dog and their experiences.

How do I choose a breed that suits me?

Use the Breed Matcher to begin thinking about your lifestyle, then read the breed guides. Consider daily activity, company, grooming and care rather than appearance alone.

Where can I get help with barking?

Start with the barking advice section or explore the Barking Off-Switch programme. Understanding the cause matters, especially if your dog is distressed when alone.

Max’s final word

Love your dog.
Learn their language.

You don’t need to tackle everything today. Pick one useful starting point and build from there. Max will supply the grumbling.

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