Straight-Talking Dog Advice From a Dog Who’s Seen It All

Name’s Max

I’m not a puppy.

I’m not trendy.

And I’m definitely not impressed by humans who think yelling “NO!” is training.

About us

Grumpy Old Max exists for one simple reason:

 👉 to help dog owners raise well-behaved, calm, happy dogs without confusion, gimmicks, or guilt.

I’ve been around long enough to see every mistake humans make with dogs — and I’ve lived through the consequences of bad advice, mixed messages, and “one-size-fits-all” training methods.



So I decided it was time to speak up.

What We Do

Grumpy Old Max is an educational platform for dog owners who want practical, proven guidance that actually works in real life.

We focus on:

• Puppy training that builds good habits from day one
• Fixing common behaviour problems like biting, barking, jumping, chewing, and pulling
• Understanding dog behaviour so problems stop repeating
• Breed-specific insights (because not all dogs think the same)
• Health, nutrition, enrichment, and everyday wellbeing
• Helping humans become calmer, more confident leaders

No fluff.

No outdated dominance myths.

No “just wait it out” nonsense.

Just clear steps, simple routines, and realistic expectations.

Why Grumpy Old Max Is Different

Most dog training advice is either:

• Too complicated
• Too soft
• Too unrealistic
• Or written by people who’ve never lived with a stubborn dog

Grumpy Old Max sits in the middle.

We explain why dogs behave the way they do, then show you exactly what to do next — using tools like:

• Checklists
• Simple routines
• Printable guides
• Clear do’s and don’ts
• Step-by-step training frameworks

Everything is designed to be:

✅ Easy to understand
✅ Easy to implement
✅ Easy to stick to

Because good dog training shouldn’t feel like homework.

Meet Max (Yes, I’m a Dog)

Max isn’t a gimmick — he’s a voice.

A voice that:

• Says what dogs would say if they could
• Calls out bad advice
• Keeps humans accountable
• Adds a bit of humour when things get tough

I might be grumpy, but I care deeply about dogs being understood, respected, and trained fairly.

And yes… I’ve got a cheerful sidekick named Terry who reminds everyone that dogs can still be joyful, playful idiots — even when they’re learning.

Who This Is For?

Grumpy Old Max is for:

• New puppy owners who want to get things right early

• Dog owners feeling stressed, frustrated, or overwhelmed

• Families who want a calmer home and a better-behaved dog



• People who love their dog — but don’t love the chaos

You don’t need experience.
You don’t need fancy equipment.
You just need better information and a clear plan.

Our mission

Our mission is simple:

Make dog ownership easier, calmer, and more rewarding — for dogs and humans alike.

We believe:

• Training is communication, not punishment
• Consistency beats intensity
• Calm leadership builds trust
• Small daily habits create big behaviour changes

If you’re willing to learn, we’re willing to help.

Start Learning (Before I Get Grumpier)

If you’re tired of guessing, Googling, or getting conflicting advice — you’re in the right place.

Have a look around.
Grab a free guide.
Start with one small change.

Your dog will thank you.
(Probably by stealing your spot on the couch.)

— Grumpy Old Max 🐾